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24 November 09

having a positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but you’ll annoy enough people making it worth the effort.

22 November 09

On Facebook, I liked your status, and now 25 comments later, I’m hating myself for liking your status.

20 November 09

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

Posted: 3:20 PM

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Coors Lite than Kay’s

19 November 09

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Posted: 2:57 PM

Ever miss a call& immediately call back, it rings 9x and goes
to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone &run away?

Posted: 1:31 PM

Can we all just agree to ignore
whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my
collection…again.

Posted: 1:31 PM

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.

9 November 09

Stupidity is not a hadicap. Park elsewhere.

Posted: 7:39 PM

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh