Crop Circles are Chuck Norris’ way of saying Sometime corn just needs to lay the fuck down!
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris’ way of saying Sometime corn just needs to lay the fuck down!
siddman:(via joostlultwel)
You forgot dead lay, no talent and pearl necklace with a wink and a nudge.
having a positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but you’ll annoy enough people making it worth the effort.
On Facebook, I liked your status, and now 25 comments later, I’m hating myself for liking your status.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Coors Lite than Kay’s
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Ever miss a call& immediately call back, it rings 9x and goes
to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone &run away?
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.
Can we all just agree to ignore
whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my
collection…again.
